There's something to be said for self-respect. I see you wearing that muscle-baring shirt with gaping armholes, revealing the entirety or your torso (complete with male side-boob), and I see someone who wishes to clue the world in on their absurd delusional fantasy. In what situation is it necessary to have arm holes that big? I've got a hint for you, Mr. Exposed Hip-Bone. There isn't one. Oh, you need the breathing room? For those oh-so-sculpted 'ceps, I assume.
Look pal, I don't know if its your weight trainer or your gym buddy, but someone is giving you the wrong idea. You simply don't have an impressive physique. Nor the vast muscles that your "tank" (what do I even call this catastrophe?) seems to suggest you do.
No, somehow I get the feeling your shoulder would fit comfortably in an arm hole about 8x smaller. Just a hunch.
Note from ed.
A sure-fire way to douche-detect:
1. Observe a male firgure.
2. If this woven bit of cotton is on his back, make a beeline for the opposite direction. There is no excuse for this attire. Not one, do you hear me?
(Seriously, I don't care if it's just hanging out of his gym bag, take a hike!)
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