Ah, yes. The lowest common denominator. An American classic!
Bragging to your boys that you got with that drunk chick? Hey, look at you. You've earned those gloating rights! That took a lot of charming on your part. But when it comes down to it, I have a sneaking suspicion you crave the approval of your fellow bros more than the presence of a female. Seems a little gay to me. Which I would be okay with, if you weren't trying to come off as the exact opposite. You're super masculine, god dammit! And you need everyone to know it.
Anyhoo, the picture above is of an actual iPhone app, full of classic lowbrow zingers. Spot on, I say! LCDs will eat this up with a spoon. Not even clever or inventive. Just lazy. The dumped girl eating ice cream out of the carton? Sheesh, this was a tired gag even when Sister Sister did it in the 90s. Get with the program!
Anyone who can make a "Sister, Sister" reference while slamming a douche is good in my book. Keep fighting the good fight.
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