Look who's the bitch of the station.
I hate to say it, but no one is taking you seriously on that 1995 Schwinn of yours. I guess that big pay raise you were pining for went to Bob in the Parks Department. Well, there's always next year! But for now, you can rest easy tonight knowing you've taken one less bike-traffic offender off the streets. Noble. Keep that in mind when your fellow officers are pointing and tittering behind your back and when your wife decides it's time to move out.
At what point did your life take this horrible turn? Get back to me.
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