Alright, Ant. That's it. You're on my shit list.
I didn't leave my white soda next to my bed so that I could get in on your family reunion. I can understand if one of you guys came around, but seriously Ant, did you have to bring the whole clan?? You're a fucking ant, I know how big your families tend to be. Armies, us humans call them. That's a pretty big number you're drawing into a way-too-close proximity to my sleeping quarters. Now you're going to have to watch as they are all burned to death in a lightning bolt of acidic Raid. Well, that's on you, Ant. You thought it would be a good idea to bring Ant Carol and Uncle Ant around for a free meal. Great, now they're dead! And so are you. (spritz spritz spritz)
I'm sorry you had to learn the hard way that there are no freebies in life.
photo: The Ant Bully
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