Sunday, October 18, 2009

Kens: Change Your Look


Hey Guy, you don't seem that into this chick. (I don't blame you.) You you should probably make up your mind.
However, this douche hair you got and lipstick-verging lips are not about to fly. You, frankly, are not using any positive features to your advantage. They're being used to complete disadvantage. Don't be fooled by Barbie's on and off relationship; you don't want to look like Ken. It's time for you to be revamped!

Some girls find the "baby face" Ken look you have a go-for; the others don't. Unless, however, you can pull it off the right way!

-Sadly plastic surgery is unrealistic for the majority; I hear Carmex is addictive.
-Even if this tan you got is natural, I don't want to bask in this type of sunshine you're radiating. 
-Burls will get you no where in life. From a woman's point of view, picking up the tweezers is easy. Judging from the burl influx in the male population, it must not be easy for your masculinity. You're either gonna be plagued with these horrendous, overgrown brows for the rest of your life, or you better find a guy way of fixing them.
- The white polo dress shirt is nice. Nice for nice events. Maybe I'm being obtuse, but I don't think you are in a suit-attired situation. Save the dress shirts for then.
-Haircuts ARE necassary. The thick, waviness might work better with a shorter 'do so it doesn't throw off that vibe.

Reading too much into it? Perhaps! (must be a similar theme on this blog)
Just some thoughts.

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