Nice. No, actually, I'm appalled. I just feel like you're really trying to push me over the edge on this one. Oh, I know what you're thinking- It's October, so it's time to break out a few costume-y pieces. I'll just say one thing: Big mistake. You really can't wait two weeks to bring these horrifying stretch pants out of the closet? Quite frankly, I think setting fire to the two-legged fiasco in a towering blaze would be appropriate. Just my two cents. Did you really think that smothering your legs in neon pink polyester was the best way to get the boys in American Government to notice your obscene camel toe? Just picturing you pulling those faux-pants over your thighs gives me the chills; I really feel I have lost all connection to humanity, if someone thought that this was a necessary addition to their wardrobe. Excluding Halloween. And even then I have my doubts. Leggings are not pants, and they are not to be worn as such. End of story.
Note from ed. :
Ok, we've been covering a lot of fashion blunders lately, and we'll try and cover some new territory. There is never a shortage of material! So don't worry about that. Because for a second there I feel like you were. I just felt that this disturbing item could not go ignored. I'm sure you won't disagree.
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