You're Given Too Little Credit

You are one of the few unique people I've ever met. That butterfly tattoo says it all. Oh, I see. You LIKE them. Well, gee, you sure put me in my place. Want to know something though? Everyone likes butterflies. They're delicate creatures. I bet you like spaghetti too, right? Do you wanna get a plate of spaghetti with a big ol' meatball on top tattooed on your chest? Most likely your answer is no, because that wouldn't be as "artsy" or "symbolic" of some bullshit i think you just made up on the spot. Well, I've got news for you: at least the spaghetti is original.

Should've Popped the Shirt

Not even a chance I noticed your abs, or the lame tattoo...that are right in my face.
It's sad enough that I have to see you around from time to time. But it's really sad that just about every time, at some point, your shirt (although there's a good chance it was just a "wife beater") seems to misplace itself. What makes you think you can live above, I should probably say below, this norm of society? You're at a social gathering walking around, flailing your stuff about. Frankly, I don't see why we aren't all responding to you as if you were a caveman, you certainly are speaking like one. Ah, now I see it! It's because cavemen didn't wear metal jewelry...that ridiculous over sized cross necklace you have on is not making since. You don't peg me as the religious type: you're wasted on a Saturday night, trying to boast about the 'hot chick' you banged last night. This is all too ironic. Wait---I'm thinking there's probably a 100% chance you were blatantly lying about the girl.

Please Have Some Courtesy, Douche

This is no geometry problem folks, it's a map. Normally I'd say go ahead and doodle on my desk if necessary, because all it takes is a rub of your finger to smudge away the lead...but I wouldn't want to smudge that thing away either, prick! You're "map" is pretty huge to be a desktop doodle. Write out a few equations or sums to the side, go ahead. Instead, every one else is stuck with this lead pile getting all over their shit, directly because of your lack of balls to get your hand dirty (or for Christ's sakes find something else to use.) Probably even more annoying, you're "map" makes no sense. You deserve to get lost walking to class sense you clearly have no sense of north or south...or courtesy. I am also just deducing from the fact that you have a location on the map labeled TAG that this is some sort of plot for a lame zombie game you're merely trying to participate in.