You find yourself stuck at a party that has unfortunately been flocked by a swarm of D's. If devastating circumstances make you unable to hit the U, at least try and have some fun before you leave. Also keep in mind: the maximum number of drinks in this particular situation is necessary. You must remember that these people are [drunk] stage 3 douchebags.
The best way to act when your gettin' hit some real "clever" comments by some Ds is to throw 'em back with a curve ball.
Some dude thinks his motorcycle will impress: "Oh cool...you drove your motorcycle here? I sure hope it's not a goddamn Harley Davidson!" [Laughter.] [Silence.] Confused? Hurt? The D with the Harley is too.
The next douche tries to make you laugh by cracking a joke at one of his friends' expense; just give him a blank stare and then blatantly inform him you think he's lying. You could spot that lie from a mile away and calling him out is what needed to be done. Perhaps he wasn't lying, you'll still genuinely piss him off. Success!
D-bags are full of talk that will literally make you bite your tongue. Sometimes when you've simply had your limit, it's way too hard to resist messing with them. Be an asshole for a day! The D certainly deserves it.
The next douche tries to make you laugh by cracking a joke at one of his friends' expense; just give him a blank stare and then blatantly inform him you think he's lying. You could spot that lie from a mile away and calling him out is what needed to be done. Perhaps he wasn't lying, you'll still genuinely piss him off. Success!
D-bags are full of talk that will literally make you bite your tongue. Sometimes when you've simply had your limit, it's way too hard to resist messing with them. Be an asshole for a day! The D certainly deserves it.
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