40 degrees in October? I'm pissed already.
While I'm freezing my ass off getting from A to B, I was oh so lucky enough to spot you, a douche-at-first-sight. Just LOOK at this asshole! Wearing shorts and a t-shirt, just cruising around with that look on your face. I KNOW that you're cold. Please, don't try and tell me you're not. I might believe you if your skin was shielded in any way, but since there's a definite wind chill from the arctic blowing directly on your bare arms and legs, there's no way in hell you're comfortable. Period. Put a fucking jacket on and wipe off that asshole mug. No one wants to see that.
P.S. No one needs to be giving out the crazy eyes to a winter hat. It's cold, and anyone should know that warmth to your head is the first step.
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