Saturday, September 19, 2009

Turn That Shit Off


Nice subs, brah! Just kidding for real. Get your shitty-ass car out of here, as well as your shitty-ass music. No one, I repeat: NO ONE, wants to hear your excessively loud bass blasting away the top 40 pop song whilst waiting for that way-too-long red light. Unbeknownst to you, you're a douchebag. Maybe if the sound quality was up, or the taste in music for that matter, I might give it to you. But by all means, you're driving a Dodge Stratus! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER. If you, however, were driving a nice car (obviously, I'll be the judge) I might leave you alone. We're all guilty of glancing over at the guy next to us in the BMW, complete with good taste in music. (Perhaps I'm speaking for myself?) If you're this dude, play your music as loud as you want: I'll come listen. But if you're not, and the majority of you aren't, TURN YOUR SHIT OFF.
Just a thought.

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