Why the hell are you stretching on a treadmill? You would be the asshole who does this. You're much too important to bother with the fellow gym goers waiting for an open treadmill. When you're at the gym, this is YOUR time. You care not that only about 3 people are waiting for your sweaty ass to hit the showers, because you have to do your little stretches first.Look at you. Putting on some tight spandex and bending over in such a fashion says something about you, and it says you need to stop trying so hard. Hoping to catch a glance from Johnny B. Jones over there? Guess what. He isn't the least bit interested in those flabby buns. At most, he's probably glad to see you're making an effort to make changes in your life. You know what that means? You're fat. All that work and nothing to show for it. You might as well not even use the machine in the first place. Stop wasting my time.
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