Saturday, September 19, 2009

The Minimized Friend

You have a Skype account. Bravo.
If we can all morally get past this fact, we can get down to the douche. A chat with a friend is okay every once in a while. Great job, you've stayed in touch. What's not okay is minimizing that friend! In the background of your Tetris game? I don't think so. I demand your full attention. This brings up another point: typing while you're having a Skype conversation. If you can be discreet---not get caught---go for it. But if you're one of those Mozarts over there, playing around on the keys, you better think twice. I can hear you, shit is loud!

With many things, a line must be drawn. Sitting a few rows behind you, or even a row for that matter (douches abound), I'm going to see your laptop's window. And I'm going to make fun of you if you're Skyping your friend. In the middle of class.
Just a thought.


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3 comments:

  1. It is not the fault of this world's douchebags that freetetris.com does not have a "sound off" option. Douchebags have budgets, too.

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  2. Regardless, I'm honored to have been the subject of the very first Just Douche article.

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