Let's not forget that d-bags can most certainly include girls. Considering the typical phrase "look at these douchebags," I usually just go ahead and say, "look at these hoes," if referring to a female D.
Imagine walking down the sidewalk and seeing some cute identical toddler twins dressed in the same 'fit. I'm not going to mess with those two. Now imagine seeing this again, only it's a group of girlfriends your own age: dressed in the same [with slight pattern/color variations] "trendy" outfit, all going to the same place, looking exactly the same. Bleh. You guys are reeeeeal original. Creative even. Maybe this will help onlookers dwell on your glorious face. Oh wait, I'm distracted by your ridiculous clown makeup and overly bleached [white] hair. We're all well past the awkward stage of newly-discovered makeup. At this point in your life, you should have it figured out. Be aware of what actually works, maybe even be talented in the application process. Unfortunately for some hoes, the matching of one neutral color to another is a complete incapability resulting in a terrible "cake face."
Imagine walking down the sidewalk and seeing some cute identical toddler twins dressed in the same 'fit. I'm not going to mess with those two. Now imagine seeing this again, only it's a group of girlfriends your own age: dressed in the same [with slight pattern/color variations] "trendy" outfit, all going to the same place, looking exactly the same. Bleh. You guys are reeeeeal original. Creative even. Maybe this will help onlookers dwell on your glorious face. Oh wait, I'm distracted by your ridiculous clown makeup and overly bleached [white] hair. We're all well past the awkward stage of newly-discovered makeup. At this point in your life, you should have it figured out. Be aware of what actually works, maybe even be talented in the application process. Unfortunately for some hoes, the matching of one neutral color to another is a complete incapability resulting in a terrible "cake face."
However, if this isn't the case, then rest assured they've got that tan. Still not fooling anyone! I know for a fact that there's not a beach anywhere in sight or any other route to get that dark by natural sunlight. We all know that you went and bought a weekly package at your favorite tanning salon. Hell, you even dropped mad stacks on a highway-robbery priced bottle of bronzing lotion. And just like that you're verging on a wrinkly face with 'coon eyes like a grandma Oompa-Loompa in Florida. We are all guilty of wanting a little color here and there, but when you accumulate too much time in the "salon" I can tell that you didn't just get back from a fun time in Los Angeles, but a rather sunny trip to Hollywood Tan. There is indeed a difference.
All in all: get off your cell phone for once in your life, find a way to acquire your own alcohol that doesn't involve stealing mine, learn how to make your self look presentable, and stop making stupid poses for the pictures you take every thirty seconds.
Just a thought.
All in all: get off your cell phone for once in your life, find a way to acquire your own alcohol that doesn't involve stealing mine, learn how to make your self look presentable, and stop making stupid poses for the pictures you take every thirty seconds.
Just a thought.
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