On the way to the office, I see. Wait a tick, it's nighttime! Saturday night, to be more specific. Ah, you must be going to a high-class event. No? A friend's basement party? Right. Well I'm not sure who told you that blazers were the new black v-neck, but I think they were messing with you. Try not to take such comments to heart. I mean, no one else is wearing a blazer at their friend's lame basement party. Know why? Because it is not lame basement party attire. Jesus, get your shit together. Try and fit in, will you? Not only have you made this mistake once, but you decided to keep the joke going when it was far past being funny. Saturday nights (I should say, every Saturday night) is not an occasion to sport a fancy black jacket.
Rule of thumb: Don't be the douche in question by showing off your Men's Wearhouse sport coat. Opt for a simpler wind breaker.
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