Fashion is Danger: Part 2: Hey, There's a Douchebag!

Camouflage: a hard subject. For the record: douchebag. Okay, there are some instances when you can pull it off ( i.e. hunting). But walking around in full blown camouflage is not okay.

“One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like, 'hey, there's an asshole.'” - Demetri Martin, I love you.

Camouflage cargo pants? Bonus. (Stay tuned for the upcoming Fashion is Danger post featuring cargo pants. Should be a winner.) In my opinion the army should have kept some sort of sufficient grasp on camouflage and not let it go. Camouflage in daily fashion is a travesty. Girls in camo? You've lost any way of proving your sanity to me.
I feel sorry for the douches out there shopping in their favorite stores (this really could go in all different directions: Hot Topic, Hollister, Uncle Sam's) when they see that camo and are inherently drawn to it. They shouldn't even be tempted; we all know they'll give in and go for it. If you're a first-class hunter, then you know to keep the camo to the woods. So don't even play, douchebags! Don't try and give me the "I'm going hunting later" excuse. You know damn well that you fell into the camouflage trap when shopping at American Eagle with your mom.
Just a thought.


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