Facebook is starting to become common language now, whether we like it or not. Our mothers are on it, even Pep Pep is commenting on your status. This leads me to "Riddle Me This One," when a status is just too good to pass up. What were these D's thinking when Facebook asked them what the hell was on their mind? D's: You have to realize these are permanently up for grabs on the internet, associated with your inner-douche.
"oil change and taxes today....hpoe i get a million bagillion dollars back...if i do ill take everyone out to eat :) "
- Mr. Moneybags
If you read this wonderfully insightful status, the smiley face probably threw you off. A younger, uhh, gentlemen posted this one. I sincerely hope you get a million "bagillion" dollars back too on your tax return, but I don't even know how much money that'd be. A bagillion? Really?
"i just wanna fucking know why im not good enough for him."
-Ouch
When I saw this one I did a double take. Um? Well for starters, now we all are aware that you fell below standards, and the rest of the entire ">">fucking"< world knows now too. But you consciously chose to initiate this rapid process, way to go! I start to think how in the blazin' would you even begin to think of putting this up as your status, but then you see the comments. They're just what you hoped for--some sympathy from your "friends." All I can say is that I hope whoever Him is sees this and gives you an honest reply, it'll be another shocker.
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