Hey all, this is JustDouche coming at ya from Europe! Thought douchebags were an American thing? Think again!
Look at that guy over there, the one in the tight jeans and the hair that took longer to style than that of every girl in this room. I can't wait to run my fingers through your rock-hard gooped up hair. That tight shirt ripping across your biceps and that choker from the 1990's go great with the faux hawk. But the best are those patent leather atrocities on your feet (do they have heels?). Do you employ a shoe shiner?
But don't worry ladies, he's not gay, he's just Eurofabulous.
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