Unfortunately the student email that I have to use sans choice uses this email. You might originally think this type of email address would be classified as "this means business." Apparently not. Curse who ever decided it'd be helpful to include the address of every single other classmate you have, in a class-by-class list. You've provided the douches of the world to create their own kind of spam email. And you bet it's fucking annoying.
Right around the same time the bad news that all of my teachers decided to send around emails about upcoming tests and other bullshit, now I'm aware that a big game is coming up. Some lazy ass scalper you are, douche. Not every 200 or so person in this class is interested in buying your ticket. If you want to make some money on your season tickets find another way to do it, cause this isn't cutting it.
Just when I thought trying to sell tickets was crossing the line, another douche created their own version of "online shopping." Everyone should now be realizing that the Uggs are getting out of hand. But what's even more out of hand is that you're sending out a mass email asking if any one is interesting in buying your embarrassing pair. Gross, man. I'm also not even going to begin to think about giving you $90 for an old coach or chanel purse that you probably think is the real deal. To top it all off, absolutely no one is going to give you a quick buck for some GODDAMN old tennis shoes! Seriously just throw them away or donate them somewhere. Get a handle on life.
*not really-I'm a member of the lazy community
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