Friday, December 11, 2009

You Must Be Blind



A typical sidewalk is wide enough to fit two people walking side by side, maybe three if you got skills. Usually, the third person is walking one foot grass, one foot sidewalk. I hate being that person. Regardless, a sidewalk-as far as I'm aware-is for walking along, not congregating. The douches of the world seem to think otherwise. A circle of Ds (probably discussing their next zombie attack) chatting away standing, literally, right at the front of the crosswalk. Hey, thanks for blocking the ENTIRE walkway. If I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, I'd assume you were all blind: there's a ton of people walking towards you seeing as class just got out and even some bikes heading at you. They're also all hopping off the sidewalk and detouring around you, because again your blocking the ENTIRE walkway. Take your clusterfuck's boring conversation somewhere else and inconvenience someone else.  In other words, get out of my way all ready!

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