The Hallway Again?

So hey, the gym is two blocks away and free for you, man. I know this because we're in a goddamn dormitory, so you must to be going to the same college I am. Why in the blazin' am I seeing you EXERCISING in the hallway? Tense times have been looming, so perhaps I'm being harsh on you. Save my soul if I can't walk down the hall and round the corner in peace, but instead have my whole field of vision surprise-attack taken (attacken' if you will) over by the sight of you at the end of the hallway,in a shocking & shirtless gorilla-like stance, doing god knows what "exercise," that is preceding one gross protein shake. I like run-on sentences, not running into you. You couldn't even have managed to do this bullshit inside your room? The footballers above mine certainly don't hold back with the racket I hear these days. Yeah, I have a sneaking suspicion you wanted, and are blatantly trying to be seen in this state. Pathetic, man. Thank god I didn't have to pass by you. I'm actually too furiously confused to think about how I would have handled that. Is it too much to ask to hold the hallway true to its mere passing through function? The madness of the world is right in front of my eyes. I could use less of this, honestly.