Monday, April 5, 2010
Bitch, Please
Everyone takes a tumble every here and there...and it's hilarious. So funny, I can't even recover from the fall because I'm laughing too hard. I'll admit it---I'm the asshole trying to hide a flourishing smile when everyone else is in a shock of a situation. Hey, why get all hot & bothered when you can laugh? Welcome to the theme of my life. So you bet I'm annoyed when I hear you were giving me snarky looks for falling up the stairs, this time rather nonchalant: I was on the move towards the dwindling keg. When you got one thing on your mind, you got one thing on your mind. Good thing too, if I'd actually taken notice to you after everyone else had a quality laugh on account of a healthy fall, I would have thrown my philosophies in your face. Get off your high horse, because it's shitting beans everywhere. The flies don't even want to see you rolling your eyes and passing dirty glances.
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