Wolf Pack O' Douche

Let's talk animal shirts.
A cute little puppy screen-printed on your boring sweatshirt? A grandma at Christmas. (The puppy most likely has a red and green stocking cap on.)
A fierce lion face on your shirt? Props.

A wolf howling at the moon depicted on your tie-dyed gray t-shirt? You're a douche. Listen here D, wolf t-shirts cross a fine line: I'm just going to be completely honest on this one. The only people that can pull off a wolf t-shirt are, frankly, funny people...that look good. It distracts from the wolf tee. But let's get back to this fine line. When you walk into a party, 5 guys deep behind you, clad in this howling wolf, there are many red flags flying. Too many, in fact. And that's not even counting the other red flags flying due to the fact that no one here recognizes you! This wasn't a full blown house party, more like a small drink fest between friends. Thus, your presence is noticeable, very noticeable. And also  confusing---because no one really expects randoms to just walk into an apartment because "they saw people inside, and it looked like a party." Um? "Get the fuck out" perhaps would've been a good greeting. Luckily for the douche pack the men of the house were somewhat distracted and everyone else was too baffled to even politely ask the pack to leave upon first crossing the line. Needless to say, the wolf pack o' douche was eventually hunted down. (But not before trying to justify staying with an "oh it's cool, I've got a wolf tee!" No sir, that will not help your case.)