Damn

Oh great, here comes Stumbley. Never have been acquainted, Stumbley. However the first words of our interaction were of you bluntly asking for some of my whiskey. Alright, alright, I'll spot you a shot cause I feel sorry for you.
The cups no good for you? You literally turned down the cup I offered! You might as well be turning down the shot you had the nerve to ask for all together. No, you take it a step further and state that instead you'll just get a swig off my bottle. Seeing as it's too late for me to recall my generous donation, I'll hand over the bottle to your germs.
The second you grasped the bottle, a rude exclamation about how "warm" the bottle is slips your tongue. "Mother of God!!"
You just rudely criticized something that was given to you. A classic asshole douche.
We're outside, idiot! Sorry I'm not carrying around a bucket of ice.