douche dad

The 45-year-old fellow with flair... i.e. bedazzled white man's tee. Awww yeahh!! I see you've raided the closet of your 18 year old son. He doesn't look pleased. Probably he was hoping to catch the eyes of the ladies today. Unfortunately Dad's got 'im beat! Cz's reflecting the hell out of this unseasonably blazin' October sun and a metallic sheen-ed out shirt to boot. I don't know why you're trying to disorient the folks around you. As I like to say around here, better luck next time! D's never win. Not in the end they don't. Think about some white mid-calf socks, some khaki Dockers and maybe throw a Bill Cosby-inspired sweater in the mix. Could do you a lot of good.